Oh shoes, numerous shoes, how I love thee?
Stilettos and pumps, wedges and flats, Peep toes and boots
I could stare at you, my lovely shoes, eyes filled with glee
Yet, something’s still missing; guess it’s time for some new recruits!
Yup, that’s right, you guessed it I have a major shoe fetish! I just love love love shoes, love to buy them and love to talk about them! Well I am truly, madly, deeply in love with shoes! I also have a Pinterest board dedicated to my shoe fetish. And I will not be joking when I say that I own most of the pairs that I have pinned on my board.
Come on now what girl doesn’t love shoes! I guess, if I had to choose between buying shoes and being in a relationship, I would tip the scale towards buying shoes! Any day!
So for this week’s Top 10 feature, I am going to count the top 10 reasons why I think I am in love with shoes, with buying more shoes and why it is better than being in a relationship! 😛
- Shoes are sexy!
Plain and simple…! A great pair of shoes can make a woman feel like she is on top of the world! Marilyn Monroe quoted “Give a Girl the right pair of shoes and she will conquer the world!” I couldn’t agree more!
- You get to pick the size!
Unlike err men, with shoes you get to pick and choose the style, size and fit! And guess what, if you don’t like ‘em you can always gift them to your best friend or sister and be pleased with yourself for making another girl very very happy! 😀
- You can have as many as you want!
No one can stop you; you are allowed to have as many as you want! The more the merrier. No one will judge you for owning more than one! 😉
- They never leave your closet!
Shoes never leave your closet and wander off into your neighbor’s closet by ‘mistake’. They stay put until you take them out and adorn it! 😀
- You can always return the ones you don’t like!
Let’s face it, only shoes come with that money back guarantee and the ‘original’ certificate. And the best part, you can always return them or exchange them for a different pair if you don’t like the first one you tried! 😉
- They are way more reliable!
You can blindly trust your shoes to never give up on you! They are reliable and don’t ever complain. Plus they will accompany you wherever you go! 😀
- There is one for every occasion!
There is a perfect pair of stilettos for that important meeting, a strappy sandal for the night out, a cool looking wedges for a trip to the mall or that sexy pair of boots to strut during winters, there’s always one for every occasion!
- They compliment you every single time!
Every single one of them complements you and you know it! You even get complimented for them, not just by the men but the women too!
- They don’t judge you!
Skinny, voluptuous, tall or short – your shoes never judge you! They love you all the more and make you look prettier than before! 🙂
- It feels better than ecstasy!
There is no better high than the feeling of buying those perfect pair of shoes and swiping the card to make it your very own possession. Accept it, the feeling is just orgasmic! 😉
I hope you enjoyed my crazy list of reasons I love my shoes. Do you have a fetish? What is it? Let me know in the comments, I would love to know!
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